Nice blazer, Uncle Maximo. Sometimes you do get what you wish for. Are you kidding? I am on these horse testosterone pills. They make me a little bit agitated. I will shoot you! You’re not shooting anybody. I will shoot you in the lorax! That’s not a thing, officer. Children’s book. Don’t make me use this. I won’t. Eye contact, eye contact. What are you doing? Oh, God! You’re not attracted to me? Whoa! Stop! No. I’m attracted to like really good-looking guys. Guys with like, great faces and great bodies who are muscular and handsome and younger, much younger than you. And tall. A lot taller. I can teach you how to use your skills of seduction to get what you want. Feel your sexiness because you know what all the ladies are thinking. What are the ladies thinking? He must be great in bed. I’m great in bed. What? I don’t pee or anything any more.